Chance of an update in the next 24 hours
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Major update: …
THE SIGNALS
Tap a signal for the reasoning. Amber raises the odds, green lowers them.
Players on Deadlock right now
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The street outside Valve HQ
I-405 at NE 8th St, the exit for Valve HQ. WSDOT camera, refreshes every minute.
Median gap between updates
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Longest gap between updates
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Updates by weekday, all time
Updates by weekday, last 12 months
THE GAME SINCE LAUNCH
ODDS OVER TIME
LATEST PATCH NOTES
RECENT UPDATES
HOW THIS WORKS
Every input is public. The base rate comes from the actual release record on the
official changelog, then each signal nudges the odds and the full multiplier stack
is shown on the tracker. The serious signals are the release record, the weekday
pattern, and Yoshi's forum activity. The rest are jokes with real data behind them.
"Major" means an update with big patch notes, measured, not guessed. Pizza demand
is a typical curve for the hour, not a live reading, and is weighted accordingly.